How about an omlette?
Southwestern style with avocados,
Salsa, chedder and mozorella mix
Melt within the fluffy folds.
The salsa will be organic because it tastes better.
But I won’t make any of those things
Not today at least,
Because today I will show you my best
Version of me and oatmeal.
First we’ll need steelcut oats.
And when has anything wonderful come instantly?
They take 45 minutes to cook,
So go take a shower if you’d like.
No, no, go ahead.